WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

I almost spit out my water

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

I almost spit out my water

(via forgave)

princesspaige:

my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.

“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”

okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”. 

free yourself. try a pixie cut.

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• me introducing people to La Dispute: "Listen to this song. Listen. Just listen to the lyrics, the song is fucking terrible and he can't sing to save his life but it's not about the song, it's about the poetry, it's about the ART it is LITERAL ART and it is ABSOLUTE SHIT but it's AMAZING I LOVE LA DISPUTE."

• Ellen DeGeneres: Do you believe in gay marriage?
• Caitlyn Jenner: No I do not
• Ellen DeGeneres: *wtf*
• Ellen DeGeneres: Well you are white so here's a scholarship to a university of your choice and $5,000,000

rof-laughing:

At 5 months old my son already has the best school photo ever

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thefemaleandblack:

imsoshive:

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

(via justbrosthings)